Well they moved on down
And they crawled around
Walkin' sideways
Sideway walkin'
Give me the blues

And you start to scratch
When they start to hatch
Walkin' sideways
Sideway walkin'
Give me the blues

Oh, but when they start to bite
Then it's time you saw the light
For an appointment, I know
Before you start to scream
That's when you apply the cream
Blues ointment

Oh well the doctor said
"We got to make 'em dead"
Walkin' sideways
Sideway walkin'
Give me the blues

And when you start to scream
That's when you apply the cream
Blues ointment

And when they start to itch
You go out and take the bitch
For an appointment

Well you rub it on
And you rub it in
Stops 'em walking
Sideway walkin'
Give them the blues

Sideway walkin'
Sideway walkin'
They got the blues
Give them the blues
They got the blues
Give them the blues