Little John was a naughty boy
The Assaulter el Capitan
One hot night, sleeping so sweet
The kitchen knife was like sharpened teeth

One cut, uncut
Dissevered kinky trophy
One throw, located limb
Thank god for Sehn and Berman

Surgical steel in a creation obscene
Born there was Frankenpenis
His newfound talent would take him to the top

Little Bobbitt was a failure
Just odd and no fun
Malicious wounding supreme
John Wayne Bobbitt´s cock