Hallowed be thy dung - a fecal tour of fortune
Sitting through mysteries of brown delight
Predicting future guided by excrements
Shallow be thy bung - the truth lies within rectum
Bowing down to the porcelain god
I am anxiously fishing for more predictions

Excremental veracity - we shall bow down to turd almighty

Oh holy crap - once from the pooper now shall be heard
This pungent mess - the whole wheat shaman of death

Show me the light, from true vision I am bereft
An organic puzzle of methane to behold at last
To behold full breath...

Now comes the fever, a true believer - epiphany through sordid waste
Through holy feces, a true reliever - epiphany from this septic tank

Excremental veracity - we shall bow down to turd almight

Oh holy scat - once from the pooper now shall be heard
This pungent mess - the whole wheat shaman of death

I gain wisdom from every turd
My fecal visions shall forever be heard