If you love your sweetie, I don't blame you!
No, I don't blame you
For I love mine!
If you're gonna brag, I want to tell you
I'm glad to tell you
To get in line!

You talk about your sweetie
Stop talkin' 'bout your sweetie

Let's talk about my sweetie now!

I've listened to your raving
Now listen to my raving
You're gonna hear some raving now!

Just where your sweetie stops my sweetie began
If he's as good as mine he'd have to be grand

You talk about your sweetie
Stop talkin' 'bout your sweetie
Let's talk about my sweetie now!

Please don't think I ever want to argue
I hate to argue; in fact I don't
If I lay the simple facts before you
They'll never bore you
I know they won't!

You talk about your sweetie
Stop talkin' 'bout your sweetie
Let's talk about my sweetie now!

I've listened to your raving
Now listen to my raving
You're gonna hear some raving now!

You say your sweetie does the Charleston real fine
Well, then he must have taken lessons from mine!

You talk about your sweetie
Stop talkin' 'bout your sweetie
Let's talk about my sweetie now!