(Burp?)
Yeah, Yeah !
aaaaaah Yeah !(

I was so tired of usin' my right hand
All you lonely boys, you do understand
Well I had a desire, you know what I mean
Well I found her in the paper, the girl of my dreams

She's so fantastic, she don't fool around
Doesn't even make a sound

MY LOVE DOLL, MY LOVE DOLL
PLASTIC ONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE
MY LOVE DOLL, MY LOVE DOLL
PLASTIC ONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE

You say a woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do
Well I'm a man I gotta do my thing too
Maybe bending over is a thing of the past
But every man's the same from the first to the last

She's so fantastic, always willing to please
With a "money-back" guarantee

MY LOVE DOLL, MY LOVE DOLL
PLASTIC ONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE
MY LOVE DOLL, MY LOVE DOLL
PLASTIC ONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE

Fire !
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !