Sun sets on television
Tele-tubbies say goodbye
I wave. I wonder why

Odd twist the gray brain matter
Grows fatter than girls at the 'Y'
I slave over my alibi

Because I believe in fiction, fiction
The only thing that turns you on is fiction
The only thing that turns me on is fiction

I kiss the ground you walk on
I kiss you to disguise
My face identifies

Because I believe in fiction, fiction
The only thing that turns you on is fiction
The only thing that turns me on is fiction